Escaping, Screaming, and Chucking Colored Pencils: The Spreadsheets Do Church

Today was another amazing and fun filled day at church. Actually today started off awesome. After a few brief scuffles before the meeting even started I took the Princess for a walk around the building. The boys were relatively quiet as the meeting started, one even attempted to sing the opening song, and the Princess snuggled her blanket.

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Screaming, Counting Fire Ant Bites, and Fun with Granola Bars: The Spreadsheets Do Church Part III

Today was Sunday again, and you know what that means! Fun at church!! In fairness the church part of church is great, but the part where my kids sit with me is not always great, unless you witness the mayhem and then it’s probably highly entertaining.

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“Stop Trying to Squeeze Off Your Sister’s Head!”: The Spreadsheets Do Church Part II

Hair done, bowties on, best time to fight. 

I literally whisper yelled the sentence “STOP trying to squeeze off your sister’s head!” during church today. More specifically I whisper yelled this during the closing prayer, just an FYI things are pretty quiet during prayers.

Today was another amazing church day, I thought that with time AsthmaMan’s church behavior would improve… no, I thought wrong. Instead we’ve gone in the opposite direction.

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“Reverence Is More Than Just Quietly Sitting”: The Spreadsheets Do Church Part 1

The little kids at our church sing a song with the line “reverence is more than just quietly sitting”.

Can we take a few minutes and chat about kids and church.

Our family goes to church every week, we’ve been going to church every week… well forever. So at this point I’d say that my boys have been to church at least 100 times each.

They know what church entails, and yet every week they are surprised by the required reverence.

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