The Spreadsheets Family
Mr. Spreadsheets: Mr. Spreadsheets is my partner is crime. We met when he was just Mr. Wanna-Be-Spreadsheets so it’s been… awhile. He works a lot (no a lot), lives on a steady diet of Coke Zero and little sleep, coaches tee-ball, and wishes that everyone wanted to nap on the weekends.
Harry Potter: Sadly my oldest child is not actually named Harry Potter (wouldn’t that be awesome if he was), but he was born in July and has out of control dark hair. He is cautious, inquisitive, and oh so sassy. He greets every day with a level of enthusiasm and energy that few people other people have. He loves to learn, loves to be right, and is 100% convinced that anything green (or healthy) will make him throw up.
AsthmaMan: AsthmaMan started referring to himself as AsthmaMan shortly after he was diagnosed with asthma, he wants to be a superhero and this is the one he picked. AsthmaMan like all superheroes wears a cape and is awesome. Like Teddy Roosevelt he does not let his asthma slow him down. He is crazy, fearless, and hilarious. He is the toughest and bravest person I know. He is self assured, a great sleeper, and has the best imagination I’ve ever seen.
The Princess aka Best Friend: She’s the youngest and the only girl. She looks (and acts) like baby Moana (no really). She is sweet and content, but not afraid to stand up for herself and make her opinions known. She loves to dance, eat bananas, read books, and snuggle. She’s everybody’s favorite.
Ashley: Ashley is the narrator, the chauffeur, the cook, the maid, basically she’s the mom. She’s a Hufflepuff, enough said.